Deuces are Wild

Our little one is an outdoorsmen to the core. He will, on a daily basis, lay his body against our front door and scream. All he wants to do is get his little butt out the door. And when we come in with him, whether it's five minutes later or 45, you'll want to plug your ears.

The eve of these photos was particularly warm and what could be better for a diaper rash then some dry earth and fresh air. We sat on the patio watching him push the dirt around, pick dandelions and every so often, have a little tinkle.

 Now peeing in the backyard is one thing, but number two is quite another. What you don't see in this next photo is what's coming out the back, we didn't see either until he turned around to run away. Unfortunately a little poop tail was following him. 

(Nothing like a sturdy tree to brace yourself )

 

This was the first time he had relieved himself (in that way) outside. I was very happy to have witnessed such a funny event. Tim on the other hand was mortified and ran over quickly to "deal" with the situation inside. Never has a father ran so quickly for poop. Jaeger being true to his nature went in screaming bloody murder, naked and poopy. Gotta love summer.