Boys Bath, Men Shower

Bath time is always somewhat of a challenge. Trying to keep him sitting is hard. We know he knows he is supposed to sit, but he doesn't seem to appreciate the art of listening. We are working on that. So yesterday I thought I'd wash my hair. Even though I rarely run into another human being other then Tim and Jaeger, I figure I better keep groomed just in case I do. A potential friend could be lurking just around the corner. It just so happened Jaeger had desecrated his diaper right before I planned to shower so I figured, what the heck, I'd take him in with me. What's the worst that could happen? If you know our child, you know that's a dangerous question. Turns out we found his new favourite pass time. He just stood in the shower, ignoring all the toys I had thrown in for him. He loved the hot water running down his head and back. I actually left him in after I got out and he remained a pillar of stillness under the water with a glazed over look on his face. I've never seen him not move a muscle for so long. 

So after dinner instead of his normal bath time with Daddy, we thought we'd try again. He was more mobile, but he loved it just the same.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the best for last...

 

 

Thanks for reading!!

 

 

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you
$500 to drop that towel,"

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $500 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?"